acatwhowrites: (Xiumin♡Poufsouffle represent)
2017-06-22 07:54 pm

400 Meters

title: 400 Meters
players: Kim Minseok/Xiumin, Lu Han, Park Chanyeol
rating: G
word count: 1,570w
summary: Yes, Minseok is a cat. No, swimming is not a sport popular among most cats. Minseok isn't most cats, though.
Minseok is used to the stares and whispers, thrives off the attention and buzz of the stadium surrounding the pool. )
acatwhowrites: (Changjo♡love)
2017-06-09 11:08 am

We go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.

title: We go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.
players: Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: G
word count: 570w
summary: har·mo·ny: |'härmənē| n. the quality of forming a pleasing and consistent whole.
Honestly, the entire being of Park Chanyeol should be a huge nuisance to Kyungsoo. )
acatwhowrites: (C.A.P♡relaxed)
2017-03-24 04:55 pm

Take My Breath Away

title: Take My Breath Away
players: Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: PG-13
word count: 8,285w
warning/s: underage drug use
summary: Chanyeol smokes to cope with the stresses of life, including-but-not-limited-to his crush on a new freshman.
warning/s: smattering of foul language
It's the beginning of a new school year, and Kyungsoo joins the mass exodus of fellow middle school graduates in crossing the threshold of the Unknown. )
acatwhowrites: (Default)
2017-03-24 04:49 pm

Company for Christmas

title: Company for Christmas
players: Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: G
word count: 9,980w
summary: After breaking up from a long-time boyfriend, Chanyeol's life pretty much stops. He merely exists until he takes some familial advice and leaves his apartment. He meets someone he didn't expect and certainly didn't expect to need so much.
warning/s: smattering of foul language
The outside has a thin layer of snow when Chanyeol finally leaves his apartment. )
acatwhowrites: (Daehyun♡love)
2017-01-06 09:45 am

Trainable

title: Trainable
players: Wu Yifan/Kris, Park Chanyeol
rating: PG-13
word count: 2,650w
warning/s: brief descriptions of battles and physical injuries
summary: The best way to de-stress is to cuddle his boyfriend, who's already a cuddler. Cuddles take up work time, though... Yifan's weak.
Yifan is ready to pull his hair out. )
acatwhowrites: (Default)
2016-12-30 05:40 pm

Company for Christmas

title: Company for Christmas
players: Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: PG
word count: 9,970
warning/s: descriptions of depression
summary: After breaking up from a long-time boyfriend, Chanyeol's life pretty much stops. He merely exists until he takes some familial advice and leaves his apartment. He meets someone he didn't expect and certainly didn't expect to need so much.
The outside has a thin layer of snow when Chanyeol finally leaves his apartment. )
acatwhowrites: (Changjo♡love)
2016-12-13 10:25 am

a life without one is a life diminished

title: a life without one is a life diminished
players: Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Kim Jongin/Kai, Oh Sehun
rating: PG (for a couple words)
word count: 3,120w
summary: Chanyeol likes cute dogs and cuter dog people.
Chanyeol is 24 years old when he falls in [love] like for the umpteenth time. )
acatwhowrites: (Daehyun♡love)
2016-09-27 12:30 pm

Oxt

title: Oxt
players: Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: PG-13
word count: 4,800w
warning/s: mentions of vomit/ing
summary: "...the love hormone oxytocin has similar affects to being drunk..." Jongdae's in love and can't handle it.
It's getting late in the evening, and they should all consider going to bed like responsible adults that follow a set, reasonable bedtime, but they're adults by law, only. )
acatwhowrites: (L.Joe♡salute)
2016-09-21 02:47 pm

Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do

title: Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do
players: Byun Baekhyun (Baekhee), Kim Jongdae/Chen (Jungdae), Park Chanyeol (Chanmi), Do Kyungsoo/D.O. (Kyungsoon), Kim Jongin/Kai, Oh Sehun
rating: PG-13
word count: 9,290w
summary: Who better to teach Kyungsoon the ins and outs of female fashion than best friend and bane of her existence, Byun Baekhee?
Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday evening, Kyungsoon waits on the front steps of the rather ugly, too-modern building that hosts martial arts and performing arts practices. )
acatwhowrites: (Onew♡smile of an angel)
2016-09-21 11:25 am

I Put a Spell on You (It Didn't Work)

title: I Put a Spell on You (It Didn't Work)
players: Kim Joonmyun/Suho, Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O. Kim Jongin/Kai
rating: G
word count: 9,190w
warning/s: n/a
summary: It's difficult to do many things as a cat, mostly due to lack of thumbs. Born-cats don't know the struggle. Made-cats, like Jongdae, do, but he supposes it's punishment for being a dumbass and mixing up ingredients.
It rains for a solid week, chasing away the summer heat and making everything wet and warm. )
acatwhowrites: (Himchan♡moustache)
2015-11-15 12:00 am

puppy love

title: puppy love
players: Kim Minseok (Xiumin), Lu Han, Wu Yifan (Kris), Zhang Yixing (Lay), Kim Joonmyun (Suho), Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae (Chen), Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo (D.O.)
rating: PG
word count: 11,440
summary: Yifan works a lot, and Baekhyun believes he's included as "work," so Yifan should pay more attention to him.
For years, Wu Yifan, [recent] PhD, dedicated himself to his research and campaigns and advocating and sleepless nights to achieve his dream of running a unique facility that fundamentally worked as an orphanage for the formerly exotic hybrids. )
acatwhowrites: (L.Joe♡salute)
2015-09-13 01:43 pm

Cattus Redit

title: Cattus Redit
players: Park Chanyeol, Kim Jongdae/Chen
word count: 2,545
rating: G
summary: Chanyeol finds a cat and a magic stick and wants nothing to do with either.
When Chanyeol heard laughter in an overgrown alley, he didn't think anything of it. )
acatwhowrites: (Taohun♡bros)
2015-08-20 12:53 pm

Something They Become

title: Something They Become
players: Kim Minseok/Xiumin, Kim Joonmyun/Suho, Huang Zitao/Tao, Oh Sehun
rating: PG-13
word count: 12,405
warning/s: blood, character death, language, violence
summary: Zitao understood and embraced his duty as a protector. All he believed he needed to know was that Elder Bairns must be destroyed.
Tuesday morning, Zitao dragged himself out of bed, blindly dressed himself, and tripped out of the house with his shoes on the wrong feet, shirt untucked, and bag unzipped. )
acatwhowrites: (Onew♡smile of an angel)
2015-06-22 12:42 pm

EXO microfics I/II

A lot of these are AUs I'm not writing anymore or ones I've not really worked on in a long while. I'd forgotten about some of them and the plot of most of them, but I figured why not post them? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'd like to finish them all someday.

None of them are beta'd. There will be mistakes.

Chanyeol's a fan of his fan. )Prince Chanyeol is curious about his silent slave. )Maknae line goes on a crime spree. )Zitao's adopted by a werewolf. )Good deeds can alter fate a little, but they can't upset the balance of karma. )Zitao is shameless, and Jongae likes that. )Rejection stings. )Their families can't keep them apart. )Minseok gets a kitten. )Sehun and Jongin struggle to figure out a name for their unborn, unplanned baby. )Zitao did not want to spend New Years sharing a pontoon with Jongdae. )Kyungsoo was quite content in captivity. )

But wait! There's more!
acatwhowrites: (Himchan♡moustache)
2015-04-23 08:00 pm

old ask.fm microfics

The plan was to keep them all traditional drabble length: "A drabble is an extremely short work of fiction of exactly one hundred words in length, not necessarily including the title. The purpose of the drabble is brevity, testing the author's ability to express interesting and meaningful ideas in an extremely confined space."

Didn't quite work. Oh well. Hit me up, if you'd like.
Jongdae's flirting needs work. )Luhan the cat has to wonder about his housemate, Lay... )Not everyone makes it out of a battle alive. )Even carpeting has feelings. )Simple pleasures. )Adventures in bathtime. )"I can't go to Dehli like this...!" )SuChen are PTA dads. )Lu Han expresses insecurity. )BaekChen try to make couple mugs. )
Joonmyun's priorities don't quite line up with his human's. )
acatwhowrites: (Default)
2015-04-07 02:07 pm

The Way to My Heart

title: The Way to My Heart
players: Byun Baekhyun, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O. (as a tuxedo cat)
word count: 5,440
rating: PG
summary: (Cat AU) Kyungsoo is a sassy cat but quite easily won over by fresh bakery.

Being a cat, Kyungsoo prefers to not hang in one spot too long, much less someplace known to gather giggly female humans who try to catch him and coo obscenely in his face. )